- There should be a hero introduction song.
- If there is no hero introduction song,there should be a heroine introduction song.
- Heroine's body parts should be visible.
- Heroine should wear sexy costume eventhough she is in her home.
- There should be atleast one punch dialogue for hero per scene.
- Heroine should cry in climax.
- Hero's mother,father or friend should die for him.
- Hero should fly in fight sequences eventhough he don't have wings.
- If hero's age is 50, heroine's age should be 16 or 18.
- There should not be any logic in the story.
Friday, December 18, 2009
TEN COMMANDMENDS OF COMMERCIAL CINEMA
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One super commandment: Hero figths...song...Hero loves...song...Heroine loves...song...father comes...fight...villian comes...figth...problem for hero...flashback...problem over...song...everybody comes...climax fight...hero and heroine gets married.( Namintas allowed,sexist jokes allowed,stupid comedy sub-plot allowed,brains not allowed)
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