HOW TO SMOKE???

For me smoking is a difficult task. My every single experience with cigaratte ended in a heavy cough which resembles the barking of a dog. Once one of my friend who got doctorate and gold medal in smoking tried to teach me the technique of smoking. He tried his level best. But I failed miserably. He shouted at me " what is your fucking problem?". I said " Bro... I can't feel the taste of nicotine...". He told me in a funny voice " Better you eat the cigaratte! you can feel the taste of Nicotine...!"
Guys... this is my new year resolution. I am going to smoke without cough. I want to be a chain smoker. My dear senior smokers...Please bless me!
THEN GUYS...WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR! LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

SEXIEST SUBJECT

She :- " Hey Praja..... may I ask you one question?"

Praja :- " Sure honey...ask any thing...I will try to answer..."

She :- " ok...here is one GK question...which is the sexiest subject in the world?"

Praja :- "ummmm....it's a tough question for me..."

She :- " Think dear...I hope you have brain!"

Praja :- "ummmm... Is it sexology?"

She :- " No... and the answer is MATHS!"

praja :- " what! How can you say that maths is the sexiest subject?!"

She :- "Because maths contains Alge'BRA'!"

Praja :- " Great! you are brilliant! you know one thing...I am the sexiest person in
the world..."

She :- " HOW?!"

praja :- " Because I am always in li'BRA'ry!"

She :- " FUCK YOU!"

Praja :- " WHEN DEAR?!"

MY FAVOIRITE PRINCIPLE!

One of my girl friend asked me "which is your favorite principle?"
I told her my all time favorite principle which is universal " Virginity is not a dignity. It is just a lack of opportunity!".
She smiled and asked me "Are you a virgin?!"
This time I don't want to be a fool.I already have an experience with this!
So I gently replied " No honey! I am vodafone!"
Her voice slapped me with anger " Asshole...! You missed your opportunity now!"

WHEREVER I GOES MY EVIL FATE FOLLOWS!

IF A GIRL SLAPS.......

If a girl slaps you,how will you react?
Here are some tips. You can use this according to the situation.

1. Ask her angrily " HOW CAN YOU TOUCH MY FACE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION BITCH??" (use this method if the girl who slap you is not good looking!)

2. Tell her with gratitude "THANKS FOR KILL THAT FUCKING MOSQUITO HONEY!"

3. Add some romance in your voice "YOUR HAND IS AS SOFT AS BUTTER...SLAP ME AGAIN!" (This method will cause injuries.So perform it with first aid!)

4. Speak with obedience "I AM VERY HAPPY THAT YOU PUT YOUR VALUABLE SIGNATURE ON MY FACE! THANK YOU!"

5. Add some sad tone in your voice "AFTER MY MOTHER YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL WHO SLAPPED ME...I AM SENTIMENTALLY MOVED BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVABLE SLAP!"

Use this methods according to the circumstance. Inform me the after effect. LET THE ANGEL SLAP YOU!

THE DEFINITION OF LOVE

What is the definition of love?

Love is a rain of poem between two hearts.

Love is a music of life which will last forever.

Love is nothing but a feeling which will make you disappear in the land of thoughts.

Love is a rythm of life.

Love is the god of small things. Devil of big things!

All these definitions became useless in front of my friend's definition for love.

One fine morning I asked him " What is your definition for love?"
He replied " My definition for love is simple man. It is poetic..."
I can't wait. So I asked him again " What is it dude? tell me quickly..."
He smiled like a yogi(not Ameer's yogi) and told me his precious definition " Oh...world,hear my great definition for love 'Lalitha, Omana, Vimala and Esther'!"

ummm....In this point of view he beat Shakesphere... right?

FACE OF THE THIRD GENDER

Moondram palin mugam(face of the third gender) is the first novel written by a trans gender in tamil. Priya babu, trans gender who wrote this book born in Srilanka,he came to India in 1974 because of the India-Srilanka treaty.During 1998 he undertook an operation and became a female.Then (s)he worked in many social service organizations in Chennai and Mumbai. She played a big role in the case of vote rights for trans genders in 2004. Then she worked as first trans gender journalist in the news paper 'YOUTH INDIA'. Her previous book 'Aravanikal- oru samooka varaiviyal' will give us many informations about the transgender soceity and it's problem.
Priya babu's book 'moondram palin mugam' tell us the story of a trans gender named 'RAMESH'. The story revolves around the life of Ramesh and shows how society treat him badly. At last her mother Parvathy understand his problems with the help of a social worker kanmani and give him the permission for operation to become female. After the operation Ramesh left his home because of the protest of his father and brother. After he become trans gender Ramesh changed his name as 'BARATHY', the revolutionary poet who gave his voice for the freedom of femininity. This novel is worth reading and show us how our society insults transgenders and make them to beg for their routine life. This novel leaves a question in our heart 'WHEN WILL OUR SOCIETY IS GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE FACE OF THE THIRD GENDER?'

SO THE MONTHS ARE CALLED AS......

Every month have a history for their names. Here is our 12 months and how they got their names...

The names of the months in English come from latin words.

January(januarius) - This month was dedicated to janus,the Roman god of doors. Janus had two faces,one looking back at the old year and the other looking forward to the new year.

February(Februarius)- Februa was the Roman purification festival,which took place at this time of year.

March(Martius)- From 'Mars',the Roman god of war.

April(Aprilis)- From 'aperire', Latin for open,because plants begin to open during this month.

May(Maius)- probably comes from 'Maia',the Roman goddess of growth and increase.

June(Junius)- either from a Roman family name junius,which means young,or perhaps after the goddess juno.

July(julius)- after Julius caeser. This month was named in caeser's honour by Mark Antony in 44 BC. Previously this month was called Quintilis from the word quintus,five,as it was the fifth month in the Roman calender.

August(Augustus)-Named in 8 BC in honour of Emperor Augustus.

September- from 'septem',seven,because it was the seventh month in the Roman Calender.

October- from 'octo' which means eight(as in octopus,which has eight legs), the eighth month in the Roman calender.

November- from 'novem' which means nine, the ninth month in the Roman calender.

December- from 'decem' which means ten,the tenth month in the Roman calender.