Monday, December 28, 2009

IF A GIRL SLAPS.......

If a girl slaps you,how will you react?
Here are some tips. You can use this according to the situation.

1. Ask her angrily " HOW CAN YOU TOUCH MY FACE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION BITCH??" (use this method if the girl who slap you is not good looking!)

2. Tell her with gratitude "THANKS FOR KILL THAT FUCKING MOSQUITO HONEY!"

3. Add some romance in your voice "YOUR HAND IS AS SOFT AS BUTTER...SLAP ME AGAIN!" (This method will cause injuries.So perform it with first aid!)

4. Speak with obedience "I AM VERY HAPPY THAT YOU PUT YOUR VALUABLE SIGNATURE ON MY FACE! THANK YOU!"

5. Add some sad tone in your voice "AFTER MY MOTHER YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL WHO SLAPPED ME...I AM SENTIMENTALLY MOVED BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVABLE SLAP!"

Use this methods according to the circumstance. Inform me the after effect. LET THE ANGEL SLAP YOU!

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