Friday, December 18, 2009

TEN COMMANDMENDS OF COMMERCIAL CINEMA

  1. There should be a hero introduction song.
  2. If there is no hero introduction song,there should be a heroine introduction song.
  3. Heroine's body parts should be visible.
  4. Heroine should wear sexy costume eventhough she is in her home.
  5. There should be atleast one punch dialogue for hero per scene.
  6. Heroine should cry in climax.
  7. Hero's mother,father or friend should die for him.
  8. Hero should fly in fight sequences eventhough he don't have wings.
  9. If hero's age is 50, heroine's age should be 16 or 18.
  10. There should not be any logic in the story.

1 comment:

  1. One super commandment: Hero figths...song...Hero loves...song...Heroine loves...song...father comes...fight...villian comes...figth...problem for hero...flashback...problem over...song...everybody comes...climax fight...hero and heroine gets married.( Namintas allowed,sexist jokes allowed,stupid comedy sub-plot allowed,brains not allowed)

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