If a girl slaps you,how will you react?
Here are some tips. You can use this according to the situation.
1. Ask her angrily " HOW CAN YOU TOUCH MY FACE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION BITCH??" (use this method if the girl who slap you is not good looking!)
2. Tell her with gratitude "THANKS FOR KILL THAT FUCKING MOSQUITO HONEY!"
3. Add some romance in your voice "YOUR HAND IS AS SOFT AS BUTTER...SLAP ME AGAIN!" (This method will cause injuries.So perform it with first aid!)
4. Speak with obedience "I AM VERY HAPPY THAT YOU PUT YOUR VALUABLE SIGNATURE ON MY FACE! THANK YOU!"
5. Add some sad tone in your voice "AFTER MY MOTHER YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL WHO SLAPPED ME...I AM SENTIMENTALLY MOVED BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVABLE SLAP!"
Use this methods according to the circumstance. Inform me the after effect. LET THE ANGEL SLAP YOU!
Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
THE DEFINITION OF LOVE
What is the definition of love?
Love is a rain of poem between two hearts.
Love is a music of life which will last forever.
Love is nothing but a feeling which will make you disappear in the land of thoughts.
Love is a rythm of life.
Love is the god of small things. Devil of big things!
All these definitions became useless in front of my friend's definition for love.
One fine morning I asked him " What is your definition for love?"
He replied " My definition for love is simple man. It is poetic..."
I can't wait. So I asked him again " What is it dude? tell me quickly..."
He smiled like a yogi(not Ameer's yogi) and told me his precious definition " Oh...world,hear my great definition for love 'Lalitha, Omana, Vimala and Esther'!"
ummm....In this point of view he beat Shakesphere... right?
Love is a rain of poem between two hearts.
Love is a music of life which will last forever.
Love is nothing but a feeling which will make you disappear in the land of thoughts.
Love is a rythm of life.
Love is the god of small things. Devil of big things!
All these definitions became useless in front of my friend's definition for love.
One fine morning I asked him " What is your definition for love?"
He replied " My definition for love is simple man. It is poetic..."
I can't wait. So I asked him again " What is it dude? tell me quickly..."
He smiled like a yogi(not Ameer's yogi) and told me his precious definition " Oh...world,hear my great definition for love 'Lalitha, Omana, Vimala and Esther'!"
ummm....In this point of view he beat Shakesphere... right?
Saturday, December 26, 2009
FACE OF THE THIRD GENDER
Moondram palin mugam(face of the third gender) is the first novel written by a trans gender in tamil. Priya babu, trans gender who wrote this book born in Srilanka,he came to India in 1974 because of the India-Srilanka treaty.During 1998 he undertook an operation and became a female.Then (s)he worked in many social service organizations in Chennai and Mumbai. She played a big role in the case of vote rights for trans genders in 2004. Then she worked as first trans gender journalist in the news paper 'YOUTH INDIA'. Her previous book 'Aravanikal- oru samooka varaiviyal' will give us many informations about the transgender soceity and it's problem.
Priya babu's book 'moondram palin mugam' tell us the story of a trans gender named 'RAMESH'. The story revolves around the life of Ramesh and shows how society treat him badly. At last her mother Parvathy understand his problems with the help of a social worker kanmani and give him the permission for operation to become female. After the operation Ramesh left his home because of the protest of his father and brother. After he become trans gender Ramesh changed his name as 'BARATHY', the revolutionary poet who gave his voice for the freedom of femininity. This novel is worth reading and show us how our society insults transgenders and make them to beg for their routine life. This novel leaves a question in our heart 'WHEN WILL OUR SOCIETY IS GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE FACE OF THE THIRD GENDER?'
Priya babu's book 'moondram palin mugam' tell us the story of a trans gender named 'RAMESH'. The story revolves around the life of Ramesh and shows how society treat him badly. At last her mother Parvathy understand his problems with the help of a social worker kanmani and give him the permission for operation to become female. After the operation Ramesh left his home because of the protest of his father and brother. After he become trans gender Ramesh changed his name as 'BARATHY', the revolutionary poet who gave his voice for the freedom of femininity. This novel is worth reading and show us how our society insults transgenders and make them to beg for their routine life. This novel leaves a question in our heart 'WHEN WILL OUR SOCIETY IS GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE FACE OF THE THIRD GENDER?'
Thursday, December 24, 2009
SO THE MONTHS ARE CALLED AS......
Every month have a history for their names. Here is our 12 months and how they got their names...
The names of the months in English come from latin words.
January(januarius) - This month was dedicated to janus,the Roman god of doors. Janus had two faces,one looking back at the old year and the other looking forward to the new year.
February(Februarius)- Februa was the Roman purification festival,which took place at this time of year.
March(Martius)- From 'Mars',the Roman god of war.
April(Aprilis)- From 'aperire', Latin for open,because plants begin to open during this month.
May(Maius)- probably comes from 'Maia',the Roman goddess of growth and increase.
June(Junius)- either from a Roman family name junius,which means young,or perhaps after the goddess juno.
July(julius)- after Julius caeser. This month was named in caeser's honour by Mark Antony in 44 BC. Previously this month was called Quintilis from the word quintus,five,as it was the fifth month in the Roman calender.
August(Augustus)-Named in 8 BC in honour of Emperor Augustus.
September- from 'septem',seven,because it was the seventh month in the Roman Calender.
October- from 'octo' which means eight(as in octopus,which has eight legs), the eighth month in the Roman calender.
November- from 'novem' which means nine, the ninth month in the Roman calender.
December- from 'decem' which means ten,the tenth month in the Roman calender.
The names of the months in English come from latin words.
January(januarius) - This month was dedicated to janus,the Roman god of doors. Janus had two faces,one looking back at the old year and the other looking forward to the new year.
February(Februarius)- Februa was the Roman purification festival,which took place at this time of year.
March(Martius)- From 'Mars',the Roman god of war.
April(Aprilis)- From 'aperire', Latin for open,because plants begin to open during this month.
May(Maius)- probably comes from 'Maia',the Roman goddess of growth and increase.
June(Junius)- either from a Roman family name junius,which means young,or perhaps after the goddess juno.
July(julius)- after Julius caeser. This month was named in caeser's honour by Mark Antony in 44 BC. Previously this month was called Quintilis from the word quintus,five,as it was the fifth month in the Roman calender.
August(Augustus)-Named in 8 BC in honour of Emperor Augustus.
September- from 'septem',seven,because it was the seventh month in the Roman Calender.
October- from 'octo' which means eight(as in octopus,which has eight legs), the eighth month in the Roman calender.
November- from 'novem' which means nine, the ninth month in the Roman calender.
December- from 'decem' which means ten,the tenth month in the Roman calender.
IS IT TRUE??
Yesterday I have read an interview of Marlon Brando,which contains a shocking information about Charles Chaplin. Here am giving you the points that given by Brando about Chaplin in that interview.
'REPORTER:"Tell me your experience with chaplin in the film 'A countess from Honk kong(1967)?"
MARLON BRANDO:"He used me like a doll from a doll play! He invited me to London for narrating the screenplay. When he started to read the story, I started to sleep because of my tiring travel. Some times we need a good sleep right...?! Anyway I am a wrong cast for the film. Chaplin is a sadist! He tortured his son many times in front of me!"
REPORTER: "How can you tell that Chaplin is a sadist?"
MARLON BRANDO:" He is the man who is always insulting himself. He is always in a state of confusion. Chaplin's son Sidney did a small part in that film. One day he showed his hands to me. His fingers are injured. He told me that Chaplin beat him well!" '
This interview shocked me. I can't believe that Chaplin is a sadist. Can you...?
'REPORTER:"Tell me your experience with chaplin in the film 'A countess from Honk kong(1967)?"
MARLON BRANDO:"He used me like a doll from a doll play! He invited me to London for narrating the screenplay. When he started to read the story, I started to sleep because of my tiring travel. Some times we need a good sleep right...?! Anyway I am a wrong cast for the film. Chaplin is a sadist! He tortured his son many times in front of me!"
REPORTER: "How can you tell that Chaplin is a sadist?"
MARLON BRANDO:" He is the man who is always insulting himself. He is always in a state of confusion. Chaplin's son Sidney did a small part in that film. One day he showed his hands to me. His fingers are injured. He told me that Chaplin beat him well!" '
This interview shocked me. I can't believe that Chaplin is a sadist. Can you...?
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
WHY THE GIRLS ARE HOT?
Once me and my friend is in SPENCER PLAZA where you can see jeans beauties and low hip angels.Spencer plaza will affect both of your purse and sense if you don't take care of them. My friend is a spencer addict. He wont buy anything in spencer. He just want to enjoy the tight T-shirts with wordings like 'CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!' and foriegn beauties who will wear thin clothes which will help you to see the color of her inner wear(oh..god..am I becoming a porno writer?!). Suddenly my friend pinch me on thighs. It gives me a terrible pain. I asked him angrily " Why did you pinch me asshole?" His words comes out with a fragrance " Bro...see that angel..!". Yes.... she is an angel. You can see the words 'HORN PLEASE!!!' on the backside of her white jeans. My friend's mouth opened like a cave. He asked me with a giggle " Why these girls are always hot??". I simply replied "It is mainly because you are a boy!!!"
This is just A joke....!
Here is one of my favorite Adults only joke (read it if you are an adult. I hope I am
an Adult. That's why am posting it!)
God asked to man " Son... Is there any problem with my creations?"
Men replied " Yes... a problem with the girls....."
God asked " What is it?"
Men replied " The entertainment area is very close to the drainage area!"
God shocked.
Hey don't take it seriously. This is just A joke!
an Adult. That's why am posting it!)
God asked to man " Son... Is there any problem with my creations?"
Men replied " Yes... a problem with the girls....."
God asked " What is it?"
Men replied " The entertainment area is very close to the drainage area!"
God shocked.
Hey don't take it seriously. This is just A joke!
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